bell
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Post by bell on Mar 25, 2006 2:28:59 GMT -5
Anyone have any funny/basically knock your own socks off stories.... I'm sure we'd love to here them
My best would be that when i was seven i went for a holiday to Western Australia. My family and i went to a water park called 'Adventure World' and my dad went to take me on his lap down one of the really steep 'n big water slides (much to my mums disagreement). When we got up the top he left me by a rail for a moment so he could ask one of the workers how to sit in this circle blown-up thing. But lucky me... I slipped and went tumbling down the thing with my face down and on my belly... When i landed in the water down the bottom, i couldn't get up cause i was petrified...lol... my mum came and got me... but boy did my dad get a thrashing... njot literally but... wow, that was one good holiday
Mum says that once i'd regained my breath i asked if i could go again...hehe... i love me j/k ...
Anywho... anyone else got any...please say 'yes'
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Post by stardragon on Mar 27, 2006 17:39:52 GMT -5
Hmm Embarrassing or Near Fatal... not exactly got anything like that but here's something similar.
My mom, grandmother, sister and I went to an amusement park in Ohio called Kings Island quite a lot when I was young. One year it was raining and so everyone bought those cheesy yellow Kings Islands logo rain poncho's and my sister who was like 7 let go of my grandmother in a crowd and got lost. She couldn't find us because everyone looked alike and so I got dragged all over the park looking for her, finally we made our way back to the front to Lost and Found and there she was, someone had found her and brought her in. I was like 11 and we had lost over an hour looking for her, I was soooooo mad! But she was just scared and near frightened my grandmother to death. Of course a couple years she showed me up and was the first of us to go on a 'big' roller coaster, I was too afraid of heights to try it until my little sister had gone and shown me up! LOL Now I'm a coaster fanatic though I still don't like stationary hieghts.
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Post by *falcon* on Mar 27, 2006 19:50:31 GMT -5
aww... how cute... here's mine... ts not really funny but oh well...lol... i'll put another which is 'supposbly' funny in when i have enough time to write it.
when i was about 18 months, i was sitting on my dad while he was on the phone on the sofa. then he put me down on my own and my older sis hd to look after me for just a little bit. But what do you know; she looked away for one second, i tried to get something she was holding... greedy meez... and kwazza... i fell off the sofa and fell unconcious...
When mum saw me she lightly shook me and i woke up... but wow... i think it left a permanent imression... j/k
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Post by Valsharen on Mar 27, 2006 23:53:47 GMT -5
When i was three months old, i was having my christening. This was when i lived in south Africa. We were listening (well everyone else was) to the vicar preaching etc and i was bored so i started to play with my mother's earrings, which i actually pulled out of her ears, much to her dislike, and they fell onto the golden carpeted floor ^^
Everyone got onto their hands and knees to look for it and my mother put me down on the floor. And you know what babies are like when it comes to standing up. So naturally i held onto something, which turned out to be a tablecloth which had some candles on ^^ I knocked the candles over and randomy set alight to the table cloth *cackles* Three months and already a naturally born terrorist *grins innocently*
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Post by *falcon* on Mar 28, 2006 5:40:32 GMT -5
wow... i bet you were in trouble
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Post by ForeverFrostWings on Mar 28, 2006 7:09:53 GMT -5
It was my little sisters birthday and mum told her she could so anything she wanted. When we got back from the shops she had decided to mop the floors... with a difference. She had emptied the whole bucket of water onto the floor and was skating around naked on her belly xD i was so embarrased
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bell
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Post by bell on Mar 30, 2006 15:01:27 GMT -5
Theses are either the 'Suicidal Messes' j/k ...or 'the just plane funny ones' IRL...lol
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bell
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Post by bell on Mar 30, 2006 15:49:02 GMT -5
I have this little chihuahua/ Minuture Pinscher cross called Princess. I don't actually like the dogs who she comes from very much but she is just my baby and she is a total mischief, But believe it or not she lives up to her name. She's six months old now, and the tiniest bit more mature (the most she'll ever be  ) but last month she was in her more... 'puppy stage'! We all had to leave the house and go help dad get his 'new car' (what a joke... i'll tell you 'bout it another time) in the garage... he didn't want to hit mums car so we all ha to help him manuvour it in there. We were gone like ten minutes. In that time, Princess was able to get the pantry door open, knock down the cornflakes (which my younger sister, Kylie, left it open on the shelf) and eat practically 2 times her dinner from it. Then she must've got bored cause she went in my room and practically trashed it. *uses sarcastic tone for next sentence* That just had to include totally entangling my 'expensive' favourite necklace that happened to be on my bed... Why'd she have to go into my room? And if that wasn't enough... She then knocked a bucket over her head and decided not to call out. [back in the garage...lol] We had just finished and were now comming back into the kitchen. First mum Kylie saw the Cornflakes and brushed it off saying Princess just wouldn't be getting any dinner or breakfast. Then i went into my room... thinking that i would be met with a cuddle from my baby when i got inside but instead met with a 'war zone' (j/k it wasn't that bad... but at least mum couldn't say i was the messiest anymore ). It was all well and good considering i hadn't found anything actually broken... but then i found my necklace and that pup was gonna sleep on the other side of the bed that night... Truthfully, although she ended up wriggling more on to my side, cheeky little bludger... I went looking for her, but when i couldn't find her i got hell worried and thold mum, dad 'n kylie so we were all looking for her. Later that night we'd figured that she'd somehow gotten out of the garage door... so we had just gotten back from looking for her for the afternoon. We were buggered and none of us were feeling happy about what ha happened. 'How could we have let her get passed?' was all Kylie could ask... but no one could answer her cause we all had the same question. Then hope comes to town-riding a white horse! We heard a high pitched bark and dad said it was the neighbours dog and not to get our hopes up... but kylie came back into the room with a broad smile on her face and from her back she revieled our mischevious little princess, Princess. We had all been too worried about her that night to punish her! So instead she got passed around peoples laps at dinner time while we all gave her tremendus hugs. So you can kinda guess why Princess's name suits her! Picture of Princess:  |
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Post by ForeverFrostWings on Mar 30, 2006 17:53:10 GMT -5
awwww kawaii
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Post by stardragon on Mar 30, 2006 18:36:04 GMT -5
kawaii or no had that been my home it would have been a near fatal story.... LOL j/k
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Post by *falcon* on Mar 31, 2006 0:38:00 GMT -5
Kawaii means cute and i agree with Frostwing
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Post by ForeverFrostWings on Mar 31, 2006 4:13:03 GMT -5
no duh falcon if theres anyone on here who doesnt know what kawaii means im a goats father
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Post by *falcon* on Mar 31, 2006 4:16:26 GMT -5
*sticks up for herself* i didn't till a year ago...
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Post by ForeverFrostWings on Mar 31, 2006 9:35:04 GMT -5
8cackels* Ganbatte falcon-san ganbatte
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bell
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Post by bell on Mar 31, 2006 22:08:51 GMT -5
lol
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) but last month she was in her more... 'puppy stage'!